Steph The Bitch

on FB…

10, Aug i was in a relationship with Mr. N

20 days later i was in a relationship with Mr. C

onlookers must be tsk-ing

player… real player

 

during the 2nd relationship status changed

this guy came in and said

“good luck for your LDR”

to me,

it sounded phony and sarcastic 

 

just now i told him

thanks for your wish

but it doesn’t count because

it was only a smoke screen

 

he said i am a BITCH

yeah told cha

i am a bitch

so just stay off

don’t worry

i won’t lay my claws on you

i have told you so earlier, didn’t I

 

more over

i hang out with Poodle

so what’s wrong with being bitchy?

you may go on and bitch about me

i don’t give a damn

i may live happily ever after

or die horribly lonely

it is none of your business

__________________________________________________________

ok let’s leave out the bitchy part

 

Mr. N,

you asked me

“is Mr. C your friend?”

yup he is my besties

 

so this was how the SSS go

(SSS = smokescreen scheme)

Mr. C had this hypothesis that

maybe by attaching myself to him

you most probably will be shaken

and wake up from your noobieness

maybe you will PM him and tell him

to take good care of me

he said he got a feeling that

you are those kind who take good care of girl

 

you know how Bio people are crazy about experiments

moreover with a year of work experiences as lab assistant

so we really got into the experiment

to prove the hypothesis

i was in a relationship with Mr. C

and it' is complicated

 

but the hypothesis …

how would i put it?

it should be rejected because

you didn’t really PM Mr. C

but it shouldn’t be rejected because

it really “stimulated” you to do something

 

hence you came up the famous quote

which will be in WikiQuote soon enough

maybe death is better for now ? yes , coz i m dying now

wow… classical

everynow and then

i will quote it as much as possible

just like i always quote Mr. Ong’s

 

but on the contrary

Mr. C PM Mr. N

omg what did he tell you

he knows pretty a lot of dirty little secrets of mine

ok fine

so this is a man-to-man talk

and i am not supposed to know

 

so…

i don’t know

no matter how the story will end

there is one thing for sure

 

you two are the best thing that's ever been mine

 

27 randoms facts about me

in the previous posts

which one do you know?

which one do you not know?

 

one of these days

i shall list out

27 randoms facts about You two (too)

 

spare me some time

i am waking up at 4am

to bitch about myself

yet i still find there’s not enough time