Once upon a time
in a far far away land
as far as Shrek’s Far Far Away Kingdom
there was a tiny country
ruled by the decadence
of some great great people
it’s known as the Woo Kingdom
(wookasaka…wookasaka)
this is definitely a land of prosperity
abundant sun, blue sky
so some bad guy next door
get really envious
and decided to do something
the poisoned tea was served to the old king
of the Woo Kingdom
the poison too effect immediately
everyday he wakes up after noon
drink the tea
and goes back to sleep again
this is Princess B
who used to be so cheerful
playing in the castle garden everyday
she was brightful
she was bubbly
she was boisterous
but now…
she turns into Princess Bemo
the only road leading into the country
was blocked by a huge heavy brick
no ones can enter
no ones can exit
the river no longer flows
saturated with mud
covered with moss
the trees start to die away quietly
the whole town goes crumpling down
this tragic wall of Burlin
it remains a pain in the heart
of each and every citizen of the kingdom
there used to be a phoenix statute
standing proudly here
in commemoration of a phoenix
which sacrificed itself to save the kingdom
there was a huge fire
and the Little Prince of Woo was trapped
in the burning little cottage
at the furthest corner of the huge castle
no one came to his rescue
because he was emo-ing at the cottage
asking everyone to leave him alone
fortunately his cry for help
attracted a phoenix
which happened to rushed there
because it mistook the fire
as a handsome burning dragon
the phoenix flew with all its might
to the river
wet both of her wings
and flew back to the castle
to put off the fire
but the fire is beyond control
and no one came to the help of the Prince
because they thought the Prince
has burnt down the cottage on purpose
to relieve his emo-ness
finally its never-give-up effort
and the crying of the prince
touched the Rain God
and it started to rain heavily
so at last,
the Prince was save
unfortunately
the phoenix died by the side of the cottage
the flying has exhausted her out
to express their gratitude to the phoenix
the Royal Family build a statute of the phoenix
and named it
Woody-Woo-Phoenix
it’s a shame that
the bad guy sent a Kungfu master
and destroyed the phoenix statute
so now it melted into ashes
what is left over
is just the empty wall of Burlin
all the crops are poisoned too
poor Potato people
it’s not that they get to eat potato everyday
it’s because their complexion turned
as brown as a potato
it’s either you turn potato or die of starvation
and there are preying Ninja patroling the town
if there is any sign of saving the kingdom
the Ninja will take action
the mortal Grasshopper Kung-fu
if you have watched Ip-Man 2
you know how mortal it is
the drying pond
similar to the device in George Orwell’s 1984
this red hose conveyed all the message
of the totalitarian regime of the bad guy
and whatever you said, will be recorded in here too
day by day
hope is being eaten away
all the patriotic poets, writers, bloggers
are jailed away
and made to eat chilies
so that they can’t think rationally anymore
other tragic scenes around the town
(sorry i going out soon
it’s Sunday, baby)
who will save the kingdom…
who will?
Bruce Lee dead long ago
is this the end of the Woo Kingdom?
but there is still him
and him
so the Kingdom was retrieved
smiles returned to to face of all the people
how they managed to save the kingdom?
LEGEND OF THE FIST: THE RETURN OF CHEN ZHEN
in theatres 23 Sept 2010
oh my
what have i done?
with all the craps above
GOH =Goodness Of Home :)
on a Sunday morning
as always
