The Legend of the Woo Kingdom

Once upon a time

in a far far away land

as far as Shrek’s Far Far Away Kingdom

there was a tiny country

ruled by the decadence

of some great great people

 

it’s known as the Woo Kingdom

(wookasaka…wookasaka)

 

this is definitely a land of prosperity

abundant sun, blue sky

 

so some bad guy next door

get really envious

and decided to do something

 

the poisoned tea was served to the old king

of the Woo Kingdom

the poison too effect immediately

 

everyday he wakes up after noon

drink the tea

and goes back to sleep again

 

this is Princess B

who used to be so cheerful

playing in the castle garden everyday

she was brightful

she was bubbly

she was boisterous

   

but now…

she turns into Princess Bemo

 

the only road leading into the country

was blocked by a huge heavy brick

no ones can enter

no ones can exit

 

the river no longer flows

saturated with mud

covered with moss

the trees start to die away quietly

 

the whole town goes crumpling down

this tragic wall of Burlin

it remains a pain in the heart

of each and every citizen of the kingdom

 

there used to be a phoenix statute

standing proudly here

in commemoration of a phoenix

which sacrificed itself to save the kingdom

 

there was a huge fire 

and the Little Prince of Woo was trapped

in the burning little cottage

at the furthest corner of the huge castle

no one came to his rescue

because he was emo-ing at the cottage

asking everyone to leave him alone

 

fortunately his cry for help

attracted a phoenix

which happened to rushed there

because it mistook the fire

as a handsome burning dragon

 

the phoenix flew with all its might

to the river

wet both of her wings

and flew back to the castle

to put off the fire

but the fire is beyond control

and no one came to the help of the Prince

because they thought the Prince

has burnt down the cottage on purpose

to relieve his emo-ness

 

finally its never-give-up effort

and the crying of the prince

touched the Rain God

and it started to rain heavily

so at last,

the Prince was save

 

unfortunately

the phoenix died by the side of the cottage

the flying has exhausted her out

 

to express their gratitude to the phoenix

the Royal Family build a statute of the phoenix

and named it

Woody-Woo-Phoenix

 

it’s a shame that

the bad guy sent a Kungfu master

and destroyed the phoenix statute

so now it melted into ashes

what is left over

is just the empty wall of Burlin

 

all the crops are poisoned too

poor Potato people

it’s not that they get to eat potato everyday

it’s because their complexion turned

as brown as a potato

it’s either you turn potato or die of starvation

 

and there are preying Ninja patroling the town

if there is any sign of saving the kingdom

the Ninja will take action

the mortal Grasshopper Kung-fu

if you have watched Ip-Man 2

you know how mortal it is

 

 

the drying pond

 

similar to the device in George Orwell’s 1984

this red hose conveyed all the message

of the totalitarian regime of the bad guy

and whatever you said, will be recorded in here too

 

day by day

hope is being eaten away

 

all the patriotic poets, writers, bloggers 

are jailed away

  

and made to eat chilies

so that they can’t think rationally anymore

 

other tragic scenes around the town

(sorry i going out soon

it’s Sunday, baby)

  

 

who will save the kingdom…

who will?

Bruce Lee dead long ago

is this the end of the Woo Kingdom?

 

but there is still him

and him

 

 

so the Kingdom was retrieved

smiles returned to to face of all the people

 

how they managed to save the kingdom?

LEGEND OF THE FIST: THE RETURN OF CHEN ZHEN

in theatres 23 Sept 2010

 

oh my

what have i done?

with all the craps above

 

GOH =Goodness Of Home  :)

on a Sunday morning

as always