Tuesday, September 30, 2014

幸福快樂 X 需要功德:可惜你未夠資格

甚麼時候開始

越小的事

越是容易

讓我得到快樂

 

例如:

還有人愿意和我吃午餐

即使十之八九

都是和一桌子的男人在混

who cares

yeah I am a bitch

yeah I am a tomboy

so what?

 

例如:

在 google map street view

找到自己的老房子

結果樂得:

快快 快來看

 

例如:

走出門口

公車剛好駛過

快點 run!!!

呼。。趕上了

好險

 

而越大的事

反而難帶來相對長久

比較長的快樂

 

例如:

升職加薪很快樂嗎?

從此 天黑前都很難

踏出公司門口

 

很難得 早回了

反而不習慣

甚至心虛了

 

例如:

被上頭贊很快樂嗎?

下次他要求的

恐怕不止這些吧

肯定要加碼的

 

例如:

被新對象追求很快樂嗎?

這男的是來真的嗎?

他會不會是有女友了?

他會不會很快就對我厭倦了?

 

再說一次

我現在并沒有人在追

換燈泡還是我一個人在做

結果還是失敗了

嗚嗚嗚

 

并且開始變得迷信

天下沒有白吃的午餐

也沒有白來的快樂

所有大快樂的背后

都得付出一定的代價

或是有它消失的一天

 

所以我更寧可

接下來每天的小日子

有很多小快樂

就很不錯了

 

翻滾吧!女漢子

Monday, September 29, 2014

WTB X a CREATE Fixie: Which One, Seriously?

CREATE Mash

1,500 MYR

CREATE Mash all black

 

CREATE Freestyle

1,000 MYR

CREATE Freestyle Fixie

Sunday, September 28, 2014

Found a Cat X Didn’t Keep as Pet: Feeling Real Bad

found a kitten downstairs

and decided to bring it home

found a cutie cat

 

this fellow was not as spoilt

as the previous Olaf

who gave me a good bite

and I ended up at clinic with

swollen finger

Naughty Cutie X Called Snowy: Can I be Your Baby?

Olaf! X Don’t Run!: High-Risk-Fun

 

he was pretty tame

like sitting around at corners

walking around my legs

once in awhile

while I was busy doing something else

found a cutie cat

 

I am not too sure those are

scars / wound / or just dirt

found a cutie cat

 

I bet he has been starving for

quite some times already

found a cutie catfound a cutie cat

 

the more well-behaved he is

the bigger my dilemma is

found a cutie cat

 

I can’t keep a pet because:

  • I would not be around from 7:30-7:30
  • or sometimes even longer
  • my housemates seem to be quite anti
  • they were shouting and jumping
  • the previous time Olaf was here

 

after the shower

it is quite a sad sight

he is almost bony

found a cutie cat

 

I think I failed the mission of

bathing a pet because

there was still mud all over the paws

found a cutie cat

 

I sent it outside

like making believe that

let’s say I keep it as a part-time pet

leave it outside when I am out

and pick it up when

I am back home after work

 

will it actually work?

I left it outside for five minutes

and went out

it was still at the same spot

 

I felt really bad

like playing with this small experiment

so I decided not to keep it

and sent it back to

the common area downstairs

 

hoping that someone who is

more suitable will pick it up soon

 


6:20 pm

I went down for a jog

walked around and didn’t find him

I seriously hope that

he has found a new home

or I would feel really bad

 


10:25 pm

while I am looking through

these photos of him

my eyes are actually teary

no kidding, man

 

I still remembered his look

sitting so still at where I left him

during the short experiment

and he was actually shivering

yet I was cruel enough to

send it away downstairs

right at the moment

 

the sense of guilt is overwhelming

the act of abandoning the little fellow

and by giving him false hope that

he has actually landed in safe hands

 

it is just like

someone who walked into

your life and promised to

take good care of you and

you actually choose to believe

yet to wake up soon to find that

the person has walked away

 

the feeling of falling back to hell

from a false heaven is

somehow worse than

being in hell all the while

 

did I say too much

sorry probably I am quite drunk

Abandoned Desk X With Mess: D-I-Y a Table Mat

Saturday 8:30 am

heading to work

 

saw loads unwanted furniture

which is quite a common sight

in this community with

high mobility of international folks

abandoned furniture

 

hence I decided to steal

no I mean, to adopt this desk

which is of really solid material

because it felt really heavy

no.. I did check

the weight is from the material of the desk

nobody accidentally left

a jar of treasure in the drawers

abandoned furniture, there i stole a desk

 

majority of wood furniture these days

are very light, simply because

they are assembled from plywood

the only imperfection I found is

or else they would have sold it right

is the surface of the top

stained and quite uneven

no prob

pretty bad huh?  no worries

 

I was quite lost as to

what I should buy

my original idea is to

wrap fancy papers and

another layer of transparent wrap

 

that was what we did during high school

compulsory for all

so that students can’t really

vandalize the table by

scribbling the name of

either their loved one / enemy

in between the wrapping paper and

transparent sheet was where

I displayed photos of

David Beckham / Peanuts gang / etc

wait a minute where was I?

who used a 59.90 MYR eco bag from Uniqlo?

 

I went round and round

quite lost and couldn’t find

what I actually wanted

and ended up buying these

multipurpose anti-slip floor mat

with the hope that it lives up to

its name of being multi-purpose

multipurpose anti-slip floor mat

 

oh yeah

it actually didn’t disappoint me

as I cut and patched them together

multipurpose anti-slip floor mat as table mat

 

I have been ignorantly occupying

the desk of my room mate which

she didn’t really use except

when she needs to get

some huge drawing done

and I have been trying to

scout for table since

she may be moving out next month

 

the drawers have been removed

and hence becoming

a space of open shelf

cutting cost is such a scary idea that

these days if you happened to notice

if you get the drawers remove

all you get is empty space and

can’t even be used as open shelf

just like this one

 

there you go

almost like a new desk

multipurpose anti-slip floor mat as table mat

Saturday, September 27, 2014

我的媽 X 在干啥:還是特別想他!

周五

特別感情泛濫

特別需要找人傾訴

于是我總結了以下幾點

 

(1)

或許我必須停止

在周五晚上去購物

商場人潮特別多

爸媽帶著小孩

情侶去約會

不感覺孤單才怪

 

還有路經地鐵站

提著包趕路回家

過周末的也不少

 

(2)

你聽過器滿則傾嗎

熬了一整個星期的

自我催眠:

我很好 我很好

我真的很好

 

身心疲憊到一個極點

還提著大小包的

往往搞到十一點才開飯

有點悲壯(慘)

 

(3)

最讓我悲從中來的事實是

我周六還得上班

話說工作不太多

 

周六黃金早晨

無論如何就

鐵定已經買給老板了

你還想怎樣

 


所以下述的事

絕對不是我的錯

雖然我承認

我的確的有點賤

 

事情是這樣

昨天下午

看見他上載了一張

耍帥的照片在IG

 

FML

很想他

你再回來我身邊好嗎

 

手賤得

好想留言:

不要吸那么多煙

還好我還是沒有做了

 

最可笑的是

周五凌晨3點多吧

他點贊我的照片一張

對 我承認有點小開心

 

但更多的是擔心

這家伙怎么

那么晚才睡

 

會不會就因為他

每晚都睡眠不夠

所以才煙不離手吧

 

叫我取消關注

我又不舍得

 

大概至少也要等到

他開始上載女友的照片

我才會放(死)心地離去

 

除了偶爾會想他

想到賞自己耳光

除了這點

 

我很好

我很好

我真的很好

 

p.s

周四

和他同事A君開會

我哥告訴A君

我和他走得很近

 

A君說:

對對我也聽說了

 

我苦笑了

心想著:

 

你這個該死的

那天你不拖埋他來

我就不會連累到

今天這個地步

 

A君說

我看起來很“病”

 

我竟然暗地里

希望A君回去跟他說

 

我很好

我很好

我真的很好

Thursday, September 25, 2014

McDonald's X MR MEN & LITTLE MISS: I’m So Buying All These

Mcdonald's Collectible - MR MEN & LITTLE MISSMcdonald's Collectible - MR MEN & LITTLE MISS

 

some marketing material when

they launched the same series in Hong Kong

last winter

Mcdonald's Collectible - MR MEN & LITTLE MISS Hong Kong (via sgbuy4u)Mcdonald's Collectible - MR MEN & LITTLE MISS Hong Kong (Milk magazine cover)Mcdonald's Collectible - MR MEN & LITTLE MISS Hong Kong (Milk magazine content)

 

Mcdonald’s X MR. MEN & LITTLE MISS: TVC @ Hong Kong

 

like me

if you have the concern that

the toy may be a little tiny and not worth the

penny you are paying for

 

no worries I took reference from My Lovely Demi

(I do not own copyright to the photos below)

My Lovely Demi

Mcdonald's Collectible - MR MEN & LITTLE MISS Hong Kong (copyright belongs to mylovedemi.blogpost.com)

 

oh man, you can actually buy the whole set

at one go and get extra goodies

such as the pull string bags and some

SoftHard (HK duo comedians/artists/DJs)

merchandises which is like

(I do not own copyright to the photos below)

My Lovely Demi

Mcdonald's Collectible - MR MEN & LITTLE MISS Hong Kong (copyright belongs to mylovedemi.blogpost.com

 

WOW!!!

and it saves so much trouble right

to grab all at one go

 

it’s okay

I am still gonna buy them all anyway

that’s me

all or nothing

let’s go like later perhaps?

right after work?

McDonalds X Mr. Men Little Miss -  Mr Happy and Little Miss Giggles

McDonalds X Mr. Men Little Miss -  Mr Rush and Mr. Tall

Super Mario X Monster Mike: Would Buy’em All if I Might

27 July

Toys R’ US @

Hysan Place,

Causeway Bay

Toys R’ US @ Hysan Place, Caueway Bay, HK

 

it was kinda

tucked away at level 7

so at level 4 seated the giraffe

what’s his name again

where there’s escalator

straight to level 7

Geoffrey, his name is

Geoffrey, Toys R' Us giraffe

 

it’s a Super Mario feast

Super Mario 20 Inches FigurinesK'nex Mario Cart Building Set Pull and Speed Nintendo Mario Kart Wii Toy Pullback Car,Tomica Yoshi Bee KartCarrera Mario Kart with controllerIMG_4389

 

looks good

this is actually quite lovely

because the individual small wraps

are also printed with Snoopy’s emoticions

Snoopy Marshmallow

 

loots of the day

Monster University Mike Flashlight keychain

K'NEX Super Mario Kart

 

two of these

one for myself, another for Fat

I think this is kinda unfair

but who cares because

the other Fat Perry was

getting a SPCA charity tee shirt

Monster University Mike Flashlight keychain

 

I doubt I am even going to open this

lovely pack of marshmallow

lovely pack of marshmallow Snoopy & Woodstock

the other two for the Fat Girl

lovely pack of marshmallow Snoopy & Woodstock

 

Hello all

anybody there?

K'NEX Super Mario Kart Mario Figurine

 

no!!! my kart!

K'NEX Super Mario Kart

 

I actually handcarried the eco bag

all the way onto flight

along with other loots

and it finally gave way

during the last stretch of journey

when I was about to

pass my nephew and niece

their gifts at their place

Toys R' US transport eco bag

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