Me, Myself and I

ok this is directly translated from

the mandarin post <你不知道的事>

27 random facts about me, myself and I

 

inspired by LeeHom’s latest single

of the same title as my post

from the debut self-directed movie

i am not at all interested in the movie

although Khalil Fong played a minor role in there

emphasize once more

it’s guest star appearance

it’s different from supporting actor

a.k.a. kay-lee-fay

 

tall cha before i hate LeeHom

ever since he acted as

the stupid cop who died

in 《China Strike Force》

see even the film title is silly

enough of LeeHom

 

okay now back to the 27 random facts about Steph

but so sorry

the 1st fact is still about LeeHom

 

01 My childhood idol is LeeHom, since the late 90’s

 

02 My wardrobe doesn’t have a single red piece, pink is an exception

 

03 My ambition is a librarian, even till today

 

04 My diet is meat-free, but i don’t eat much too last time

 

05 My birthday is never celebrated, not even the 1st one

 

06 My ideal city to settle is Tokyo or HK, yet i still quite like this place

 

07 My plan is to enrol for flight attendance course tomorrow, it failed.

 

08 My biggest enemy is Snake, even tore the pictures out of books.

 

09 My first & foremost criteria for boy is height, it’s about security.

 

10 My fav snack is dark choc, sit right in front of the fridge and eat.

 

11 My ideal drink should be sugar-free, enjoy tummy-slashing coffee.

 

12 My drug during work is music, silence drives me into depression.

 

13 My wakeup hour never exceed 10, no matter what time i sleep.

 

14 My forever playmate is me, myself and I, that why i am anti-social

 

15 My sister? We don’t talk, just under obligation to answer her qs.

 

16 My brother? I wish he is here, but left us before he was even born.

 

17 My habit is not sitting at the 1st row, shy and down-to-earth me :)

 

18 My policy is not talking to new friends, i don’t know you, do I?

 

19 My diary is written on a daily basis, just a few lines in point form.

 

20 My tears fell when listening to Kay, i have to admit my loneliness..

 

21 My back-up plan of staying single 4eva, it’s not a bad idea after all

 

22 My hatred towards Gary Chow, started with this irritating name

 

23 My fat-look is killing me, rather get scolded for starving myself

 

24 My Mandarin name is unique yet weird, so i named myself Fogie

 

25 My eyes and eyelashes are adorable, perfect size and curling lashes

 

26 My curse goes to loud talker, use the energy at work, Moron!

 

27 My mind doesn’t understand my heart, so how on earth you would?

 

Me myself and i

That's all i got in the end

That's what i found out

And it ain't no need to cry

I took a vow that from now on

I'm gonna be my own best friend

After all the rain

You'll see the sun come out again

I know that i will never disappoint myself

 

Me, Myself And I / Beyoncé

 

Me, Myself And I / Beyoncé   All the ladies if you feel me, help me sing it now...   I can't believe i believed Everything we had would last So young and naive for me to think She was from your past Silly of me to dream of One day having your kids Love is so blind It feels right when it's wrong   I can't believe i fell for four years And i'm smarter than that So young and naive to believe that with me You're a changed man Foolish of me to compete When you cheat with loose women It took me some time but now i moved on   Cuz i realized i got Me myself and i That's all i got in the end That's what i found out And it ain't no need to cry I took a vow that from now on I'm gonna be my own best friend   Me myself and i That's all i got in the end That's what i found out And it ain't no need to cry I took a vow that from now on I'm gonna be my own best friend   So controlling , you said that you love me But you don't Your family told me one day I would see it on my own Next thing i know i'm dealing With your three kids and my home I've been so blind It feels right when it's wrong   Now that it's over Stop calling me Come pick up your clothes No need to front like you're still with me All your homies know Even your very best friend Tried to warn me on the low It took me some time But now i am strong   Because i realized i got Me myself and i That's all i got in the end That's what i found out And it ain't no need to cry I took a vow that from now on I'm gonna be my own best friend   Me myself and i That's all i got in the end That's what i found out And it ain't no need to cry I took a vow that from now on I'm gonna be my own best friend   Me myself and i I know that i will never disappoint myself All the ladies if you feel me Help me sing it now Ya, you hurt me But i learned a lot along the way After all the rain You'll see the sun come out again I know that i will never disappoint myself [Repeat to end]