I sleep with earphone plugged in
since I share room with
two other girls
so I woke up one morning
to find a crooked earphone jack
unplugged from from iPad
and wait.. where’s my iPad
okay found ya
by the way her name is iSabaira
but anyway
the Philips earphone with
crooked jack was still fine
no harm has been done
well.. it’s Philips
it’s my favourite brand okay
at least for small home appliances
then I didn’t know
what got into me
I actually tried to bend the
crooked jack which was working fine
so that it is straight all over again
then it stopped working fine
the sound went cranky
sometimes it has sound only on
one side of the ear plug
sometimes it is like remix
sometimes the volume is so soft
I was mad
probably at myself more
than at the earphone
so I kept twisting and twisting
until the bloody thing got broken
oh damn
with the earphone jack
stuck in the port
what the hell!!
this was the worst that can happen
now that it could no longer
project sound via earphone or
speaker, basically
the sound system is spoilt!!
so I used a pair of eyebrow tweezers
to pick the remains out
but still the heart of the earphone jack
was still stuck in there!!
and finally
thank you tweezers
you have saved my day
I have a violent history with earphone
I guess generally this statement
generally applies to all items
this is the original apple accessory
which comes with my phone, iSaac
and similar case happened
sleeping with earphone plugged in
and iSaac fell onto the floor
since then it was spoilt
the pathetic thing about
the incident this time round is
contrasting the apple earphone,
at least it was still functioning well
despite being crooked
it was my stupid hands which
spoilt it all
and the poor fellow is
barely one month old
bought on 6 Aug, 2014
I haven’t even christened him
R.I.P. Mr. Philblue
I remember sending this to Fat Perry
and he said that’s a pair of cute flats
so I re-snapped this
whatever or whoever who shall leave
will ultimately do so
it’s just a matter of length of time
gone too soon!!