Sponger X Crunchier: Spongebob Sandwich Maker
actually wanted to prepare the toast
for a surprise picnic box
during my manager’s visit
yet an accident happened
sheer stupidity
about to unbox the sandwich maker
carrying it
then the box opened
and the whole thing fell
hence
dumbfounded
on the ground
to be found
how can I use this thing
in such state
haven’t even used it yet
the meeting up went on
without any thing going wrong luckily
actually I already showed it to her
the day before
tempting her to buy it
then I can’t resist the temptation
and now the sandwich maker was
completely useless
@!$!%@#%#$^#%^#%&#
fortunately
returned to the store
and they replaced a new unit for me
and to their horror
all the boxes are in the same
not properly sealed up
aha..
I am so glad
that proves that
I am not lying for the replacement
my replacement is rightly justified
however
I must say that
in the first place
they already promised to replace it for me
although
the person in charge
started with the sentence
“usually..
that’s no replacement
for damages caused by fall…”
then she consulted the other guy
named Ah Chan
I guess he is the branch manager or something
he has been around for ages
and he is always free to
watch drama, soccer or whatever
in front of rows and rows of TVs on display
and once
early morning
I was there collecting stuff
saw him talking to all of the staffs
oh please
I have never been stalking him
he has been there for long, really
what’s wrong with the manufacturer
although it is a cheap small appliance
it is so dangerously fragile
it doesn’t cost them much
to seal up the box properly right
just a few brushes of gum
or is it due to negligence
can I assume that
I have done a good deed
because they immediately sealed
the few boxes they have in stock
and who knows
by sending in the feedback to the HQ
I may have saved
hundreds other sandwich maker
alright
this attitude of mine
is already so Spongebob-like
can you imagine
what will happen
if I swallow more and more Spongebob toast
who cares
I just hope that
our friendship
lasts as long as
Spongebob and Patrick
still befriend each other
and do the crazy things
just like them
last but not least
I like this point redemption scheme
more and more
frankly speaking
browsing through the catalogue
well it is just a normal appliance
I missed the sandwich maker
wait till I bumped into the real thing
and definitely
my loyalty towards SenQ have doubled
thanks to Ah Chan, too