I don’t know
life in Cyberjaya / P. Meranti, Puchong
has been so far so good
at least at school
did my first presentation
in front of the 60 people class today
and the lecturer said it wasn’t a bad one
but ultimately
that course is Public Speaking / Presentation Skill
2 presentations determine it all
no finals no assignments no nothing
been hanging around in the library
at least for the free wifi
so that I wouldn’t have to consume
and use up my 100mb daily quota
but back at condo
things got messed up here and there
thank goodness they are just
petty accidents that
at the end of the day
make me laughing at my silly self
#1 Egg Crash
while I was cooking my green bean porridge
the boiling soup urged me to rushed the fridge door opened
and here you go..
gosh
the eggish smell that I hate so so much
was permeating in the air
mopped it like at least three times
by the way, the green bean porridge
turned out well
my housemates were all so curious
how can you cook green bean with white rice
and nobody took the chance to try it
#2 Soggy Corn Flakes
all my classes start on 9 am everyday
which mean I end early too
3pm at home, I always have the stupid spirit
to do something out of nothing
I have corn flakes, I have honey
then I thought why can’t I have golden corn flakes
sweet and crunchy
so I went on making it
boiled the honey and poured it over the corn flakes
making believe that it will be a crunchy candy
after I left it in the fridge for awhile
apparently..
never cry over soaked corn flakes
anyway I still finished it all
that’s my principal when it comes to food-handling
yes.. I make attempts and at time I fail
but I will make sure I will finish
whatever there is for me to
then I found it easier
if I stick to honey-dipped corn flake
sssshhhh…. munch munch much
#3 Cordially Cold Coffee
after the corn flakes joke
I had the strong inclination to have a cup of coffee
this is totally so not me
I have never crave for coffee in my life
this substantiate the saying of
“when there’s supply, there will be demand”
thanks to mom who stuffed the few packs of dark coffee to me
I suddenly felt like drinking coffee,
after a filling dinner and a honey-dipped corn flake treat
boiled some hot water with the kettle
came out after like 3 minutes
directly pouring the water into the cup
without realizing it was never boiled
I have totally forgotten to press the button down
trying to save the coffee
I boiled the water
poured the cold one into a bowl
then showered down the hot water
so that ultimately
I will get at least a bowl of lukewarm coffee
so ended up with such a big bowl
good gracious
the coffee is giving me a headache and hype
and knowing very well that
the acid has begin to take effect
in slashing my tummy wall
I think I have begin to appreciate what Mr. Bong
my presentation skill lecturer is always saying in class
“if you don’t open your mouth, I think you are stupid”
“the moment you open your mouth, it’s confirmed that you are…”
the moment I start playing with food
it just goes on to confirm,
I am in no way a good cook
then 1 hour ago
while swallowing the coffee
I was happily watching Casablanca
the 1942 classic
up to the climax to find that
I don’t have disc 2 to go on
and with the broadband plight I am currently facing
there is seriously nothing I can do
recap..
another accident, broken glassware
curiosity kills the cat, don’t click
