Monday, September 17, 2012

Fat Hurts X Curve Cult: Bandage Skirt

all so finally

a bandage skirt

plain navy blue

not too much of crumpling

not too short 

just right

navy blue bandage skirt

 

in the morning

when I was figuring out this piece of thing

holy goshy

it just goes with whatever top

tank top, v-neck, plain black,

anything and everything

bandage skirt x plain black tee

 

and it gives me a dosage of femininity

which I am desperately in need of

after the couple of withering seasons

after the over-and-over again boyish looks

 

this would become another good yardstick

to stay in shape

to stay feminine

 

hold your breath..

tighten your tummy

and start imagining

this is a fat-free yogurt drink advertisement

 

what the heck…

but it actually makes me feel good

 

the secretary in

sheer-colour v-neck, bandage skirt, nude heels 

 

ew..

the scholars of media-audience-studies  are

probably right

media portrayal of femininity

is mind-poisoning

yet always mind-blowing

 

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alright

setting aside the theories and

the supposedly sexy skirt

unveil the never-growing-up childish mask underneath

from what I wore, noticed and bought

 

apology for the so casually hanging-around look

Snoopy tee and dirty canvas

versus her asymmetry dress 

it’s like two totally different formats

although both come in navy blue

anyway.. it doesn’t stop us from

buying a pair of bandage skirts together

P1200598

 

it gives me a shiver

I never thought tee shirt can be so so lame

but it’s kinda funny..

hahaha…

not so

seriously.. this is that kind of shirt

that divert people’s attention on your chest for

at least 5 seconds

mango vs mangoteen = father & son

 

found a set of perfect gift for

Her Highness’ birthday

what a jerky gift

water cup? stationery case? coin box?

instant noodle water cup

 

this is actually to remind her

not to eat so much of instant noodle

and to learn using chopstick as soon as possible

so that she can get a husband of my ethnicity 

pink chopsticks x baby blue cup

 

oops..

did I just accidentally slip her secret out?