No Valentine X More Lonely Time: Oops, I’m Still Fine

yesterday was quite an irritating day

bet those single comrades out there feel the same

especially logging into Facebook

don’t refresh the news feed, for god’s sake

to see more loving people

showcasing their valentines,

their gifts, candle light dinners, flowers

 

(sorry..

I am being too bitchy from this point onwards

skip the paragraph please…)

at first you click “like” for a few couples

then you started seeing

WTH… that b*tch is having a bf too

oh are you kidding me,

that weirdo is dating a sweet pretty

is she blind or something

or maybe is the sky being too blind?

why am I still valentine-less

 

fine..

there’s perfectly fine

being frustrated does not help at all

here I did an analysis

of my own situation

 

Ten reasons why I remain valentine-less:

1. My anti-socialist policy

as an anti-socialist

I suck at socializing

you are my friends

then I talk to you

if you are my friend’s friends

sorry I don’t entertain strangers

and I hate hanging out in a big group

that’s the reason

why my social scope

has always remained small

 

2. I’m a judmentalist

I judge people a lot from first impression

okay I don’t know I heard this from somewhere

or I just invented this out of no where

impression > perception > discrimination

unlike the movie <inception>

you can’t influence me to like something

once I have got that bad impression

 

I notice small particulars, mannerisms

there is a long list of mark-deducting points

 

3. I believe in Crazy in love

like is one thing

being in love is another

I would like a valentine

who I am head over toe crazy about

therefore even there’s not much of mark deduction

I can’t accept settling down

with a Tom, Dick and Harry

 

4. My dad is my sweetest date

I hang out with my dad a lot

we can hold hands on street

just the two of us

wearing couple shirts, sometimes 

sharing a tube of ice-cream with one spoon

waiting for hours during my shopping

backpacking, with maps in our hands

 

therefore

sometimes

I don’t feel I have the need for a bf

if I were to have one

my dad would be lonelier 

 

plus

I inherit a lot of characteristics

and share the same views

he influences me a lot

including his favourite badminton player

and those singers he “highly dislike”

I won’t mention names here

 

so the first thing I will do

if I were to have a formal bf

is to make sure that

my dad likes him

and they can clique

or else..

it would be like a sandwich situation for me

 

4. I believe in miracle

this is something I saw from that chinese dating show

something like Take Me Out

yeah I watch that kind of show

quite a lot in fact

 

there’s this girl

who has turned down a lot of guys

I remembered

she saying to this guy

this guy is obviously quite a mr. perfect

a couple of other girls are interested in him

 

she said:

I know if I were to turn you down today

there are a lot of audiences out there

who will scold and curse me

but I just saw snow for the very first time last week

it is such a wonder

so I would still like to

wait for that miracle to appear

 

there are still a lot things

I have never experience

not even seeing snow

stepping foot on my dream soil

driving a fanciful small car of my own

 

good thing takes time

and miracle does happen

even if it does not

the days are still long

why bothered to rush 

 

5. Lesson learnt

crime does pay

but love sometimes does not

it’s experience which tells me so

 

hence

it builds a defensive wall

I don’t wanna be crying

for someone who doesn’t appreciate my tears again

it’s not worth it, baby

 

bury yourself in Wordsworth classic

is the better way to

pace your emotions

at least…

it improves your vocab, doesn’t it

 

don’t let the lovers around you

intimidate and shake your faith

the best is yet to come

 

especially those pioneers

which have already got married

and have cute babies of their own

 

Miriam Yeung is having her first baby

at the age of 38

and she still looks gorgeous, than ever

because she has found that someone

who showers her with the elixir called “Mutual Love”

 

可惜我是水瓶座 + 勇 + 野孩子/ 楊千嬅

@騰訊微博黃偉文作品展 Concert YY

 

許多旁人說我不太明瞭男孩子

不受命令就是一種最壞名字

笑我這個毫無辦法管束的野孩子

連沒有幸福都不介意

 

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