What Most People Think I Am
I get excited and soon go insane
when it comes to shopping
but actually I am not a shopaholic
my real identity is a Market Surveyor, instead
I take stocks of everything from
ad campaign, shop display, what’s hot and not
practically all the things to do with shopping
but I don’t really shop *blushing*
I study shopping
What They Also Think I Am
I am bad at socializing
especially among strangers
When They Started Talking to Me, They Think I Am
iPad freak
because when I don’t really know how to response
or don’t feel like responding during conversation
I will start burying my head into my iStephru
and get busy with everything else
but talking
What Lecturers / Boss Think I Am
I don’t really like to talk in class
or communicating with lecturers after class
those old-school quotes which sound
“empty tin sounds the loudest”
the one something something potato:
“diam-diam ubi berisi”
in the long term, your works will prove your worthiness
What My Relatives Think I Am
I don’t have a single gorgeous cousin or what
just let their impression remains where
it was ten years back
nerdy, cowardly,ugly
that’s this stupid aunty of mine
who advised me
- you should start wearing make-up
- you should go out more
- you should go travelling
- you should start dating
- you should dress up more
I just keep nodding and nodding
whatever…
What My Housemates Think I Am
I cook very healthily
no oil, no meat, no flavourings
actually I do eat unhealthy stuffs too
especially when nobody is seeing
a real vegan does not struggle with
weight management problem
What My Enemies Think I Am
especially him, him and her, and also her
oh my, I think the list is quite long actually
you know who you are
millions apologies
What My Manager Think I Am
that’s the biggest interest we share in common
since she reads little Mandarin
I am her “Wiki” to all the info she needs
and we spam each other quite a lot on Wyman Wong
who knows… why?
and we make a good pair of backpackers
What Her Highness The Queen Think I Am
although I am not good at socializing
I spend a lot of time talking to this single person
like after classes or on free days
we spend hours talking and talking.. mostly gossips
and catch the last bus back
she told me this, once
I am the only person she trusts around the university
the bond is strong, since the beginning
in fact, she was the first person who talked to me
people come and go,
one single trustworthy friend will do
What My Dad Think I Am
in a parent’s heart
a child will always remain a child
that’s why you can cry like a baby
without having to tell why
and your laugh is more than enough
to make him happy
What My Mom Think I Am
too lazy too messy
too much clothes and shoes.. and toys and everything
but always can’t find a suitable one
when it’s about time to go out
but that’s the problem
tend to become lazier and messier at home
because mom is always there
and whenever away at home
of course I know how to take care of myself
and finding clothes is not a problem
because it doesn’t has to go through
the censoring approval stage
What My Sister Think I Am
since we can’t clique
I found a balance point in our sibling-relationship
it’s more like employer-employee
and I always address her as my boss
eg, massaging for her, shopping companion
and among others are how I earn extra pocket money
What My Niece Think I Am
she is always the hero
then I am the bad antagonist
and pretend injured is what I do the best
but I admit that the dinasaur-ish character
does exist in me
whenever I am in a very bad mood
we shout into each other faces quite a lot
but soon, we will be the best friends again
finally
don’t get my personality and my attitude twisted
because
my personality is me,
and my attitude depends on you
