甚麼時候開始
越小的事
越是容易
讓我得到快樂
例如：
還有人愿意和我吃午餐
即使十之八九
都是和一桌子的男人在混
who cares
yeah I am a bitch
yeah I am a tomboy
so what?
例如：
在 google map street view
找到自己的老房子
結果樂得：
快快 快來看
例如：
走出門口
公車剛好駛過
快點 run!!!
呼。。趕上了
好險
而越大的事
反而難帶來相對長久
比較長的快樂
例如：
升職加薪很快樂嗎？
從此 天黑前都很難
踏出公司門口
很難得 早回了
反而不習慣
甚至心虛了
例如：
被上頭贊很快樂嗎？
下次他要求的
恐怕不止這些吧
肯定要加碼的
例如：
被新對象追求很快樂嗎？
這男的是來真的嗎？
他會不會是有女友了？
他會不會很快就對我厭倦了？
再說一次
我現在并沒有人在追
換燈泡還是我一個人在做
結果還是失敗了
嗚嗚嗚
并且開始變得迷信
天下沒有白吃的午餐
也沒有白來的快樂
所有大快樂的背后
都得付出一定的代價
或是有它消失的一天
所以我更寧可
接下來每天的小日子
有很多小快樂
就很不錯了
翻滾吧！女漢子
found a kitten downstairs
and decided to bring it home
this fellow was not as spoilt
as the previous Olaf
who gave me a good bite
and I ended up at clinic with
swollen finger
Naughty Cutie X Called Snowy: Can I be Your Baby?
Olaf! X Don’t Run!: High-Risk-Fun
he was pretty tame
like sitting around at corners
walking around my legs
once in awhile
while I was busy doing something else
I am not too sure those are
scars / wound / or just dirt
I bet he has been starving for
quite some times already
the more well-behaved he is
the bigger my dilemma is
I can’t keep a pet because:
after the shower
it is quite a sad sight
he is almost bony
I think I failed the mission of
bathing a pet because
there was still mud all over the paws
I sent it outside
like making believe that
let’s say I keep it as a part-time pet
leave it outside when I am out
and pick it up when
I am back home after work
will it actually work?
I left it outside for five minutes
and went out
it was still at the same spot
I felt really bad
like playing with this small experiment
so I decided not to keep it
and sent it back to
the common area downstairs
hoping that someone who is
more suitable will pick it up soon
I went down for a jog
walked around and didn’t find him
I seriously hope that
he has found a new home
or I would feel really bad
while I am looking through
these photos of him
my eyes are actually teary
no kidding, man
I still remembered his look
sitting so still at where I left him
during the short experiment
and he was actually shivering
yet I was cruel enough to
send it away downstairs
right at the moment
the sense of guilt is overwhelming
the act of abandoning the little fellow
and by giving him false hope that
he has actually landed in safe hands
it is just like
someone who walked into
your life and promised to
take good care of you and
you actually choose to believe
yet to wake up soon to find that
the person has walked away
the feeling of falling back to hell
from a false heaven is
somehow worse than
being in hell all the while
did I say too much
sorry probably I am quite drunk
Saturday 8:30 am
heading to work
saw loads unwanted furniture
which is quite a common sight
in this community with
high mobility of international folks
hence I decided to steal
no I mean, to adopt this desk
which is of really solid material
because it felt really heavy
no.. I did check
the weight is from the material of the desk
nobody accidentally left
a jar of treasure in the drawers
majority of wood furniture these days
are very light, simply because
they are assembled from plywood
the only imperfection I found is
or else they would have sold it right
is the surface of the top
stained and quite uneven
no prob
I was quite lost as to
what I should buy
my original idea is to
wrap fancy papers and
another layer of transparent wrap
that was what we did during high school
compulsory for all
so that students can’t really
vandalize the table by
scribbling the name of
either their loved one / enemy
in between the wrapping paper and
transparent sheet was where
I displayed photos of
David Beckham / Peanuts gang / etc
wait a minute where was I?
I went round and round
quite lost and couldn’t find
what I actually wanted
and ended up buying these
multipurpose anti-slip floor mat
with the hope that it lives up to
its name of being multi-purpose
oh yeah
it actually didn’t disappoint me
as I cut and patched them together
I have been ignorantly occupying
the desk of my room mate which
she didn’t really use except
when she needs to get
some huge drawing done
and I have been trying to
scout for table since
she may be moving out next month
the drawers have been removed
and hence becoming
a space of open shelf
cutting cost is such a scary idea that
these days if you happened to notice
if you get the drawers remove
all you get is empty space and
can’t even be used as open shelf
just like this one
there you go
almost like a new desk
周五
特別感情泛濫
特別需要找人傾訴
于是我總結了以下幾點
（1）
或許我必須停止
在周五晚上去購物
商場人潮特別多
爸媽帶著小孩
情侶去約會
不感覺孤單才怪
還有路經地鐵站
提著包趕路回家
過周末的也不少
（2）
你聽過器滿則傾嗎
熬了一整個星期的
自我催眠：
我很好 我很好
我真的很好
身心疲憊到一個極點
還提著大小包的
往往搞到十一點才開飯
有點悲壯（慘）
（3）
最讓我悲從中來的事實是
我周六還得上班
話說工作不太多
周六黃金早晨
無論如何就
鐵定已經買給老板了
你還想怎樣
所以下述的事
絕對不是我的錯
雖然我承認
我的確的有點賤
事情是這樣
昨天下午
看見他上載了一張
耍帥的照片在IG
FML
很想他
你再回來我身邊好嗎
手賤得
好想留言:
不要吸那么多煙
還好我還是沒有做了
最可笑的是
周五凌晨3點多吧
他點贊我的照片一張
對 我承認有點小開心
但更多的是擔心
這家伙怎么
那么晚才睡
會不會就因為他
每晚都睡眠不夠
所以才煙不離手吧
叫我取消關注
我又不舍得
大概至少也要等到
他開始上載女友的照片
我才會放（死）心地離去
除了偶爾會想他
想到賞自己耳光
除了這點
我很好
我很好
我真的很好
p.s
周四
和他同事A君開會
我哥告訴A君
我和他走得很近
A君說：
對對我也聽說了
我苦笑了
心想著：
你這個該死的
那天你不拖埋他來
我就不會連累到
今天這個地步
A君說
我看起來很“病”
我竟然暗地里
希望A君回去跟他說
我很好
我很好
我真的很好
some marketing material when
they launched the same series in Hong Kong
last winter
Mcdonald’s X MR. MEN & LITTLE MISS: TVC @ Hong Kong
like me
if you have the concern that
the toy may be a little tiny and not worth the
penny you are paying for
no worries I took reference from My Lovely Demi
(I do not own copyright to the photos below)
oh man, you can actually buy the whole set
at one go and get extra goodies
such as the pull string bags and some
SoftHard (HK duo comedians/artists/DJs)
merchandises which is like
(I do not own copyright to the photos below)
WOW!!!
and it saves so much trouble right
to grab all at one go
it’s okay
I am still gonna buy them all anyway
that’s me
all or nothing
let’s go like later perhaps?
right after work?
27 July
Toys R’ US @
Hysan Place,
Causeway Bay
it was kinda
tucked away at level 7
so at level 4 seated the giraffe
what’s his name again
where there’s escalator
straight to level 7
Geoffrey, his name is
it’s a Super Mario feast
looks good
this is actually quite lovely
because the individual small wraps
are also printed with Snoopy’s emoticions
loots of the day
two of these
one for myself, another for Fat
I think this is kinda unfair
but who cares because
the other Fat Perry was
getting a SPCA charity tee shirt
I doubt I am even going to open this
lovely pack of marshmallow
the other two for the Fat Girl
Hello all
anybody there?
no!!! my kart!
I actually handcarried the eco bag
all the way onto flight
along with other loots
and it finally gave way
during the last stretch of journey
when I was about to
pass my nephew and niece
their gifts at their place
