Friday, September 3, 2010

Me, Myself and I

ok this is directly translated from

the mandarin post <你不知道的事>

27 random facts about me, myself and I

 

inspired by LeeHom’s latest single

of the same title as my post

from the debut self-directed movie

i am not at all interested in the movie

although Khalil Fong played a minor role in there

emphasize once more

it’s guest star appearance

it’s different from supporting actor

a.k.a. kay-lee-fay

 

tall cha before i hate LeeHom

ever since he acted as

the stupid cop who died

in 《China Strike Force》

see even the film title is silly

enough of LeeHom

 

okay now back to the 27 random facts about Steph

but so sorry

the 1st fact is still about LeeHom

 

01 My childhood idol is LeeHom, since the late 90’s

 

02 My wardrobe doesn’t have a single red piece, pink is an exception

 

03 My ambition is a librarian, even till today

 

04 My diet is meat-free, but i don’t eat much too last time

 

05 My birthday is never celebrated, not even the 1st one

 

06 My ideal city to settle is Tokyo or HK, yet i still quite like this place

 

07 My plan is to enrol for flight attendance course tomorrow, it failed.

 

08 My biggest enemy is Snake, even tore the pictures out of books.

 

09 My first & foremost criteria for boy is height, it’s about security.

 

10 My fav snack is dark choc, sit right in front of the fridge and eat.

 

11 My ideal drink should be sugar-free, enjoy tummy-slashing coffee.

 

12 My drug during work is music, silence drives me into depression.

 

13 My wakeup hour never exceed 10, no matter what time i sleep.

 

14 My forever playmate is me, myself and I, that why i am anti-social

 

15 My sister? We don’t talk, just under obligation to answer her qs.

 

16 My brother? I wish he is here, but left us before he was even born.

 

17 My habit is not sitting at the 1st row, shy and down-to-earth me :)

 

18 My policy is not talking to new friends, i don’t know you, do I?

 

19 My diary is written on a daily basis, just a few lines in point form.

 

20 My tears fell when listening to Kay, i have to admit my loneliness..

 

21 My back-up plan of staying single 4eva, it’s not a bad idea after all

 

22 My hatred towards Gary Chow, started with this irritating name

 

23 My fat-look is killing me, rather get scolded for starving myself

 

24 My Mandarin name is unique yet weird, so i named myself Fogie

 

25 My eyes and eyelashes are adorable, perfect size and curling lashes

 

26 My curse goes to loud talker, use the energy at work, Moron!

 

27 My mind doesn’t understand my heart, so how on earth you would?

 

Me myself and i

That's all i got in the end

That's what i found out

And it ain't no need to cry

I took a vow that from now on

I'm gonna be my own best friend

After all the rain

You'll see the sun come out again

I know that i will never disappoint myself

 

Me, Myself And I / Beyoncé

 

Me, Myself And I / Beyoncé

 

All the ladies if you feel me, help me sing it now...

 

I can't believe i believed
Everything we had would last
So young and naive for me to think
She was from your past
Silly of me to dream of
One day having your kids
Love is so blind
It feels right when it's wrong

 

I can't believe i fell for four years
And i'm smarter than that
So young and naive to believe that with me
You're a changed man
Foolish of me to compete
When you cheat with loose women
It took me some time but now i moved on

 

Cuz i realized i got
Me myself and i
That's all i got in the end
That's what i found out
And it ain't no need to cry
I took a vow that from now on
I'm gonna be my own best friend

 

Me myself and i
That's all i got in the end
That's what i found out
And it ain't no need to cry
I took a vow that from now on
I'm gonna be my own best friend

 

So controlling , you said that you love me
But you don't
Your family told me one day
I would see it on my own
Next thing i know i'm dealing
With your three kids and my home
I've been so blind
It feels right when it's wrong

 

Now that it's over
Stop calling me
Come pick up your clothes
No need to front like you're still with me
All your homies know
Even your very best friend
Tried to warn me on the low
It took me some time
But now i am strong

 

Because i realized i got
Me myself and i
That's all i got in the end
That's what i found out
And it ain't no need to cry
I took a vow that from now on
I'm gonna be my own best friend

 

Me myself and i
That's all i got in the end
That's what i found out
And it ain't no need to cry
I took a vow that from now on
I'm gonna be my own best friend

 

Me myself and i
I know that i will never disappoint myself
All the ladies if you feel me
Help me sing it now
Ya, you hurt me
But i learned a lot along the way
After all the rain
You'll see the sun come out again
I know that i will never disappoint myself

[Repeat to end]