yesterday was quite an irritating day
bet those single comrades out there feel the same
especially logging into Facebook
don’t refresh the news feed, for god’s sake
to see more loving people
showcasing their valentines,
their gifts, candle light dinners, flowers
(sorry..
I am being too bitchy from this point onwards
skip the paragraph please…)
at first you click “like” for a few couples
then you started seeing
WTH… that b*tch is having a bf too
oh are you kidding me,
that weirdo is dating a sweet pretty
is she blind or something
or maybe is the sky being too blind?
why am I still valentine-less
fine..
there’s perfectly fine
being frustrated does not help at all
here I did an analysis
of my own situation
Ten reasons why I remain valentine-less:
1. My anti-socialist policy
as an anti-socialist
I suck at socializing
you are my friends
then I talk to you
if you are my friend’s friends
sorry I don’t entertain strangers
and I hate hanging out in a big group
that’s the reason
why my social scope
has always remained small
2. I’m a judmentalist
I judge people a lot from first impression
okay I don’t know I heard this from somewhere
or I just invented this out of no where
impression > perception > discrimination
unlike the movie <inception>
you can’t influence me to like something
once I have got that bad impression
I notice small particulars, mannerisms
there is a long list of mark-deducting points
3. I believe in Crazy in love
like is one thing
being in love is another
I would like a valentine
who I am head over toe crazy about
therefore even there’s not much of mark deduction
I can’t accept settling down
with a Tom, Dick and Harry
4. My dad is my sweetest date
I hang out with my dad a lot
we can hold hands on street
just the two of us
wearing couple shirts, sometimes
sharing a tube of ice-cream with one spoon
waiting for hours during my shopping
backpacking, with maps in our hands
therefore
sometimes
I don’t feel I have the need for a bf
if I were to have one
my dad would be lonelier
plus
I inherit a lot of characteristics
and share the same views
he influences me a lot
including his favourite badminton player
and those singers he “highly dislike”
I won’t mention names here
so the first thing I will do
if I were to have a formal bf
is to make sure that
my dad likes him
and they can clique
or else..
it would be like a sandwich situation for me
4. I believe in miracle
this is something I saw from that chinese dating show
something like Take Me Out
yeah I watch that kind of show
quite a lot in fact
there’s this girl
who has turned down a lot of guys
I remembered
she saying to this guy
this guy is obviously quite a mr. perfect
a couple of other girls are interested in him
she said:
I know if I were to turn you down today
there are a lot of audiences out there
who will scold and curse me
but I just saw snow for the very first time last week
it is such a wonder
so I would still like to
wait for that miracle to appear
there are still a lot things
I have never experience
not even seeing snow
stepping foot on my dream soil
driving a fanciful small car of my own
good thing takes time
and miracle does happen
even if it does not
the days are still long
why bothered to rush
5. Lesson learnt
crime does pay
but love sometimes does not
it’s experience which tells me so
hence
it builds a defensive wall
I don’t wanna be crying
for someone who doesn’t appreciate my tears again
it’s not worth it, baby
bury yourself in Wordsworth classic
is the better way to
pace your emotions
at least…
it improves your vocab, doesn’t it
don’t let the lovers around you
intimidate and shake your faith
the best is yet to come
especially those pioneers
which have already got married
and have cute babies of their own
Miriam Yeung is having her first baby
at the age of 38
and she still looks gorgeous, than ever
because she has found that someone
who showers her with the elixir called “Mutual Love”
可惜我是水瓶座 + 勇 + 野孩子/ 楊千嬅
@騰訊微博黃偉文作品展 Concert YY
許多旁人說我不太明瞭男孩子
不受命令就是一種最壞名字
笑我這個毫無辦法管束的野孩子
連沒有幸福都不介意
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