on FB…
10, Aug i was in a relationship with Mr. N
20 days later i was in a relationship with Mr. C
onlookers must be tsk-ing
player… real player
during the 2nd relationship status changed
this guy came in and said
“good luck for your LDR”
to me,
it sounded phony and sarcastic
just now i told him
thanks for your wish
but it doesn’t count because
it was only a smoke screen
he said i am a BITCH
yeah told cha
i am a bitch
so just stay off
don’t worry
i won’t lay my claws on you
i have told you so earlier, didn’t I
more over
i hang out with Poodle
so what’s wrong with being bitchy?
you may go on and bitch about me
i don’t give a damn
i may live happily ever after
or die horribly lonely
it is none of your business
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ok let’s leave out the bitchy part
Mr. N,
you asked me
“is Mr. C your friend?”
yup he is my besties
so this was how the SSS go
(SSS = smokescreen scheme)
Mr. C had this hypothesis that
maybe by attaching myself to him
you most probably will be shaken
and wake up from your noobieness
maybe you will PM him and tell him
to take good care of me
he said he got a feeling that
you are those kind who take good care of girl
you know how Bio people are crazy about experiments
moreover with a year of work experiences as lab assistant
so we really got into the experiment
to prove the hypothesis
i was in a relationship with Mr. C
and it' is complicated
but the hypothesis …
how would i put it?
it should be rejected because
you didn’t really PM Mr. C
but it shouldn’t be rejected because
it really “stimulated” you to do something
hence you came up the famous quote
which will be in WikiQuote soon enough
maybe death is better for now ? yes , coz i m dying now
wow… classical
everynow and then
i will quote it as much as possible
just like i always quote Mr. Ong’s
but on the contrary
Mr. C PM Mr. N
omg what did he tell you
he knows pretty a lot of dirty little secrets of mine
ok fine
so this is a man-to-man talk
and i am not supposed to know
so…
i don’t know
no matter how the story will end
there is one thing for sure
you two are the best thing that's ever been mine
27 randoms facts about me
in the previous posts
which one do you know?
which one do you not know?
one of these days
i shall list out
27 randoms facts about You two (too)
spare me some time
i am waking up at 4am
to bitch about myself
yet i still find there’s not enough time