Thursday, September 2, 2010

Journey to the Middle of Nowhere

after an sheer emo afternoon last Saturday

went for a walk alone

i need some time to think

i need some air to breathe

 

for some, this may be a bad timing

6pm with the scorching sun

but i love the sun

indulge in sunbathing

take pride in my sun-burnt skin

sun-setting

 

everything is so empty in the neighbourhood

i guess most people spend their evening

watching tv or having dinner

empty playground

 

i don’t bitch about gov and politic here

but this is interesting

the government always plant trees

then refurbish the walkways with these tiles

but trees are unlike tiles

they do grow higher, stronger, deeper

so we get root in a square

poor trees

root in a square

 

and soon enough the gov wil announce another

millions dollar campaign to fix the walkway

or even replace all the tiles

including those intact one

because the design is out of trend

or because the faded tiles ruin the image of the city

but please don’t replace the trees

they are just so innocent

why don’t you just replace it

with green patch of grass instead

broken tiles

 

fast-food!!

burger by the sewage

burger tepi longkang

 

the abandoned mall, Plaza Melaka Raya

and guess what

they are building shot lots right in front

so the main entrance will be gone forever

what a brilliant idea

can’t they just renovate the mall or something

there was rumour that

Carrefour wanted to move over

instead, they moved to the 3rd storey of DP

would you want to go all the way to the 3rd storey

to do your weekly groceries shopping?

Plaza Melaka Raya 

that’s Indah Sayang

a pretty famous Baba-Nyonya cuisine restaurant

but heard that it’s not as good as it was

and the price is pretty “touristy”

there are at least 5 competitors along this main street

why do they choose apple green

 

long-abandoned construction site

no from the look outside

it more of a constructed site

it was during the financial crisis on 1997

2010 – 1997 = 13

abandoned, but it has already become a landmark

 

Equatorial Hotel

one of the landmark hotel of Melaka

and SFI, St. Francis Institution

people just pronounce it as as-sir-five

when i was young i used to wonder

what does it mean??

maybe their school slogan is

“as-sir-five.. give me five”

oops sorry

As-sir-five

 

as you can see

As-Sir-Five and Equatorial building

and Dataran Pahlawan are harmonically beige

Hatten Square is the rising black force

Dataran Pahlawan and Hatten Square

 

countless visits

yet up to date

none of photo is of satisfaction

 

i hate trishaw which blasts Justin Bieber here!!!

it’s noise pollution

doing much harm to our beloved heritage

 

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe

beg you play the song nomoe

this is not a shopping moe

A'Famosa

 

the weirdo who is alone

but i have already master the art of tourist disguise

flip flops, hot pants,

sun-kissed skin and t-shirt on top

California…. California

St. Paul Hill towards the Castle

 

with my stamina and physical fitness

it only took me like less than a hour

to reach the “Peak”

shouting out love at the top of the world

 

the do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti Mahkota hotel

and Holiday Inn

you know how i always take pride in this Holiday Inn

hey Melaka got Holiday Inn

your place got or not

Hard Rock? got got got, coming soon!!

those hotels...

 

if you see a tall building in Melaka

80% probability it’s a hotel

there’s the Renaissance, City Bay View

and the Emperor hotel at right

the city view 

Eye of Malaysia

but already blinded

Eye Of Malaysia      

there used to be quite a lot of joggers around

i guess they shun this place now

thanks to the Justin Bieber’s songs

joggers

 

i always wonder

how would it feels to roll over from here

just like Jackie Chan

how i wish to roll down from here

 

but nowadays nobody performs stunts anymore

even Jackie himself has retired from stunts

and rather teaches kung-fu at the Great Wall

see…

i guess this is a good marketing strategy

teaching kung-fu at the Great Wall

tourists won’t be bothered whether they really learn

all they need are cool photos on FB

i shall think about it..

Jaden and Jackie

 

two aunties

a couple sitting on the hill

erm.. nice one

one of these days i shall too

when i found my next pet

hope that he is not local

then i can crap a lot of

historical, cultural blah blah blah stuffs

to show how refined and cultured i am

the couple under the sun

 

the

actually i don’t know what building is this

there’s a fire brigade parked here

let’s just assume that this is the old fire station

but i guess it’s a bad idea to have the station

high up here

by the time the brigade is driven down the hill

the burning house will be half gone

"fire-brigade"

 

the mouse-deer roundabout

if you are in the Alphard

then you are heading towards Dataran Pahlawan

if you in the 4WD behind

you are heading to Jonker Street

during public holidays and weekend

it’s always jammed

if you are like me walking

you are free to go where-ever you feel like :)

towards Jonker Street

 

the tik-tok

and the Chris Churh

Red

 

there are still loads of tourists around

to dear trishawers

million thanks

for not blasting Justin Bieber here

i like sunset      the Victorian fountain1783

 

i took less photos after 7pm

call me superstitious

it’s the you-know-what month in lunar calendar

i don’t want to get into any troubles

and my camera, Mr. Oly sleeps at 7pm

his night shoots are seriously…

can’t make it

 

took the short-cut way

via Banda Kaba

hence gave Capitol Satay a miss

gosh it was already one week

i don’t exact miss Capitol Satay

but rather the queue-ing

 

 abandoned bikes in the police station       kampung      Pangsapuri Laksamana Cheng Ho          

quickened my pace

must reach before nightfall

made it back before everyone else

7.30pm

so the long walk lasted for 1 hour 30 minutes

almost dark

 

sat down with a more tranquil heart

all the emo-ness are quite gone

to find that…

someone has changed his relationship status to single 

holy shit ….

and mine?

it' still appeared as “in a relationship”

with my own self

isn’t it great!!